Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
