maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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