It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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