My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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