Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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