Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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