I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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