Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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