I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
