I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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