I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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