kristin has been a bad kristin
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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