I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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