am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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