My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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