I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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