We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
