it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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