Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just high enough for therapy.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
