Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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