im gay
i know
yea but for you.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
