return my video game
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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