Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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