absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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