she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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