doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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