i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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