Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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