Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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