i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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