Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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