...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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