your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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