Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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