Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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