I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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