You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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