Duck Duck Cougar?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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