bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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