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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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