The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
false alarm. still invincible.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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