it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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