I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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