In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I will be naked everywhere
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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