apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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