Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just found puke in my bra..
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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