Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I touched a dick in church today
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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