You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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