Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
