But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Randomize
