just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
