I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
