that's an acceptable place to lick
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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