She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
How's work?
Spinning.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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