found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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